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[beefyspaghetti]

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[cherryai]

I refuse to participate in conjugal visits.

[beefyspaghetti]

they don't let you come to those unless we're married, so you're shit outta luck anyway

[cherryai]

Then I suppose I'll have to destroy your board and burn down your restaurant like a scorned lover. Far too much work, but you did say you wanted me to be more romantic.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh how the hell are you SCORNED in this scenario you dramatic bitch

[cherryai]

You chose prison over me, of course.

[beefyspaghetti]

not if I don't get caught

[cherryai]

You're a muscled idiot and he has high political stature. You'll get caught.

[beefyspaghetti]

fine I won't kill him

[cherryai]

Thank you.

[He'll leave it unsaid that he still likes the asshole. In what way, even he'll never be sure.]