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[beefyspaghetti]

congrats my dude

You gained self awareness today

[rekd]

oh my god joe

[beefyspaghetti]

so but I'm still not teaching you how to make poutine til you actually wanna kiss him tho

I can't give you this dangerous power unless your head's in the game

[rekd]

omg it is
i wanna do this
im gonna fuckin kiss my best friend
im sure that never turned out terrible for anybody

[beefyspaghetti]

I mean maybe but I have a feeling he'll be into it

[rekd]

oh yeah no hes
pretty obviously into it
wait right im not just like
its not normal to just always be smiling at someone like that right
& lately hes been doing this head tilt thing & it feels like some kind of message
& im p sure that message is lets fckn smash faces

[beefyspaghetti]

wow so how did you JUST figure all this out???

Like if we hadn't had this conversation, was he gonna have to write you a fuckin invitation or something

Like dear reki you're cordially invited to shove your tongue down my throat u fuckin walnut???

[rekd]

i mean i knew about the sappy eyes thing
but tbh everything is so sappy with him eventually i just got desensitized to it
sometimes he looks at me so much hell just ride his board right into me like
kind of hard to miss that
and by sometimes i mean like multiple times a night
but then if i ask myself if i think he likes me it's like why would he???
so i just write it off as one of those langa things

[beefyspaghetti]

Yknow that old meme with the dog drinking coffee in the middle of a burning house and he's just like "this is fine"

That's you my dude

Ok fine poutine practice is a go but if I find out you're squandering your abilities??

I'm publicly humiliating you at S

Deal?

[rekd]

fuck that imma rock his fucking world so hard with this dish that hes gonna wanna wife me on the goddamn spot
omg u could be my best man
& miya could be the flower catboy

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah Ok but you gotta figure out how gravy works first

[rekd]

whats that

[beefyspaghetti]

did ya bother looking up what poutine IS?

[rekd]

nope i just know it looks fckn gross

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh good

You're eating a plate when we're done

[rekd]

ugh u rly want me to hurl in that fancy ass place u got

[beefyspaghetti]

You can't seduce someone with food you wouldn't eat yourself

That's like the first rule of cooking

Also it's just fries with cheese and gravy, what's gross about that?

Shit's like the basic bitch of French Canadian cuisine

[rekd]

omg
i just realized
thats why he likes it so much
it reminds him of home

[beefyspaghetti]

You JUST realized?

[rekd]

yeah i just thought he rly liked a&w
c'mon its not like we talk about stuff like that
he gets this look in his eyes when he wants to talk about feelings & shit & its so embarrassing i gotta just punch him & change the subject
like if u were under the impression im a good friend consider urself schooled
now it makes sense he only hangs out w me bc i got a fat ass

[beefyspaghetti]

bro self confidence bootcamp is now part of your cooking curriculum

[rekd]

o sweet noty tho

[beefyspaghetti]

too late

Write down 10 things you like about yourself and bring the list along tonight

Not a request

[rekd]

TEN???
can i get an extension sensei

[beefyspaghetti]

or five and you have to recite them to the tune of your favorite jpop song

Your choice