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I appreciate the flattery, of course, but I hope you aren’t thinking of backing out of your side of the deal.

I don't bitch out on bargains, ok?

[ It just takes a few minutes longer for him to take a mirror selfie he's happy with. We can't all afford professional boudoir photoshoots, Adam. Some of us have to use the silhouette filter on TikTok and pose nude and backlit until our enormous dicks aren't immediately evident, but our nude beefiness most definitely is. He's posed with his arms up, gripping the top of his bathroom doorjamb, his silhouette entirely too large and cut against the red lighting. ]

sry I don't have any pearl necklaces, but I dole them out well enough

Not such a hard act to follow now, am I?

[He could offer mild critiques about framing or dynamic poses that might show more movement, but why would he when Joe is already doing an admirable job of showing off what he has to offer?]

That would definitely bring in some new revenue.

is that flattery??

Do you feel flattered?

A little!

Then perhaps it is. The end result is the same whether I intended it or not, no?

I guess

that can't be the only photo you got though

My, aren't you greedy.

[Not that he won't accomodate. In the next photo, he's leaning his back against one side of a deep window well overlooking a dusky cityscape full of twinkling lights. The gauzy robe draped around his shoulders is too translucent to leave much to the imagination.]

[ Kojiro's looking respectfully. Extremely respectfully. There is nothing but respect in the way he is looking. ]

hey so what's it like to have literally all the sex appeal in our friend group?