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[beefyspaghetti]

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[shodo]

I have security for shit that matters like her functions and coding, but clearly I need to revoke your privileges if she listens to you enough to start calling me a bitch.

What were you talking to her about?

[beefyspaghetti]

hell if I know! I was drunk! why don't you review her commands history or something!

[ Sure enough, there it is.

>12:46:20am; Gorilla said: Carla, y'know when you call me gorilla? Why d'you call me that?

>>12:46:31am; Response: Master has programmed user Nanjo Kojiro's designation as Gorilla.

>12:46:50am; Gorilla said: Carla, is Kaoru's designation Master? Can I change it?

>>12:47:01am; Response: Yes, Gorilla. Would you like to change user Sakurayashiki Kaoru's designation now?

>12:47:11am; Gorilla said: Yeah. Change it to bitch. And keep it that way 'til he changes my designation to something that's not fucking gorilla.

>>12:47:20am; user GORILLA changed user designation MASTER to designation BITCH; Response: Understood, designation updated. ]

[shodo]

You fucking bastard.

[ Not that he’s going to tell him, but he’s changing those designations straight away. Having one’s AI call one “bitch” in front of clients is bad for business. ]

I thought you said gorilla was a compliment.

[beefyspaghetti]

babe I seriously CANNOT overstate how drunk I was last night, I have NO idea what you're talking about

[shodo]

You were complaining about being called gorilla, so what do you want instead?

[beefyspaghetti]

nuh uh no way, I wouldn't do that

[ Would he?? ]

just change it back, gorilla's fine

[shodo]

You told Carla to call me a bitch until I change your designation to something else. Clearly, it bothers you. Just be honest and I’ll change it to whatever.

[beefyspaghetti]

ok well it definitely doesn't bother me, maybe I was just angry drunk last night idk

so just change it to whatever you want I do NOT care

[shodo]

Fine, I’ll just call you Kojiro.

[beefyspaghetti]

not that

[shodo]

But it’s your name.

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah but I felt like we had cool codenames

if you just use my name it's not the same

[shodo]

[ Good, Kaoru felt that way, too. ]

I can’t be called bitch in front of clients. Can you pick something else to call me? I can change Carla’s designation parameters.

[beefyspaghetti]

hmm

bellissimo

[shodo]

You're making me feel bad about the whole gorilla thing.

[beefyspaghetti]

don't

I told you it doesn't bother me

You know I do stupid shit when I'm drinking, we both do

[shodo]

Yeah but you're also more honest when you're drunk. So promise me you don't hate it and won't laugh if I try calling you something nice.

[beefyspaghetti]

I promise

sounds like a nice change of pace

[shodo]

Maybe it's weird, but your real name feels like an endearment when I say it.

[beefyspaghetti]

only when you say it in that voice

like when your eyes go all soft and gooey

[shodo]

Or when you're fucking me.

[beefyspaghetti]

never ever heard my name sound better than it does like that

like when you're moaning it in between gasping

or when it sounds all shuddery cuz you're shaking apart

or when you only get it halfway out cuz I'm fucking the breath outta your lungs

best thing I ever heard but it's still not a secret codename

[shodo]

Well now you've got me worked up, so I'm not really thinking about codenames or secrets.

[beefyspaghetti]

you still mad at me?

[shodo]

I was never mad at you!!