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[beefyspaghetti]

guess so. so what got you into designing shitty sex toys?

see anything you like?

[shodo]

Well if you're going to insult them, maybe you don't deserve the backstory.

Enough to hire you.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh cmon this is my brand, I gotta build it

full disclosure, they're not the worst I've ever used. I don't like the phone app cuz I don't wanna touch my phone when my hands are covered in lube and jizz, and I feel like that's a valid complaint. but I've been fighting about them with this dickhead in my chat for years and I don't wanna give them the satisfaction

so it's all just professional interest?

[shodo]

Actually we've heard that complaint about the high-end products and are developing optional remotes to add to them, even retroactively. Plenty of people have argued that a phone is good for a lover's remote use, but not everyone uses toys that way. I could send you a work phone to use strictly for streams if you prefer.

You're talking to that dickhead right now, idiot.

[beefyspaghetti]

excuse me???

[shodo]

I. am. that. chatter. I don't know how else to spell it out for you.

[beefyspaghetti]

YOU'VE BEEN IN LIKE EVERY STREAM FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS???

[shodo]

HOW COULD YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

[beefyspaghetti]

because you started showing up in my streams like a month after I got back from Naples, and I thought it was weird that the same username kept showing up just to put me down and fight with me?!

[shodo]

I don't even fight with you all the time! I also haven't been arguing about reviews from the start because we didn't send products to you until more recently.

[ The part about showing up just to put Joe down does sting, though. ]

If you prefer to keep things strictly professional after signing the contract, I won't comment on any future streams.

[beefyspaghetti]

I keep track of all the usernames that show up frequently. usually I send messages thanking people for their support but I never sent one to you because I figured you were just a troll or smth

[ A suspiciously persistent troll tho... ]

I didn't say that, I'm just confused. you wanna clarify anything for me here?

[shodo]

Is there something you want to be clarified?

I've never been just a heckler, I just showed support anonymously. I have subscribed at a high tier for five years, if you recall.

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah that's kinda what I need clarified

why you keep coming back? why you hired me?

[shodo]

I like your work. Is that so hard to believe?

[beefyspaghetti]

Not making fine art here

so what do you like exactly

[shodo]

Art is a purely subjective matter.

That depends. Are you asking me as a business partner, or a viewer?

[beefyspaghetti]

let's go with the one you've apparently been for WAY longer than the other

[shodo]

I like that a large, muscled man pleasures himself in ways that a lot of the industry believes should only be for skinny twinks.

[beefyspaghetti]

does it get you off?

[shodo]

I wish I could say that's none of your business, but it literally is.

[beefyspaghetti]

is that a yes?

[shodo]

I'm not saying anything until I get an honest review of my toys.

[beefyspaghetti]

like publicly?

[shodo]

No, you can tell me personally if you're too scared.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh fuck off with that

scared

WAIT

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You won that auction during my first stream with snow