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[beefyspaghetti]

they come in sizes??

[cherryai]

Of course they do, you idiot. Did you think every finger in the world was the same size?

[beefyspaghetti]

well when you put it like that, it sounds stupid

[cherryai]

I assume you don't know your ring size, then.

[beefyspaghetti]

obviously not

[cherryai]

So I'll have to measure it.

[beefyspaghetti]

how do you measure a ring size

[cherryai]

With a string, you moron.

If Carla were there she could have used your glove size.

[It's not like he's thought of this before. Shut up you gorilla! Stop reading into it!]

[beefyspaghetti]

WILL U STOP IT WITH CARLA IT'S NOT HAPPENING

[cherryai]

[Right now he's just happy that Kojiro is too dumb to catch what his comment implies.]

I'm simply pointing out that this entire situation would be easier if you weren't terrified of progress.

[beefyspaghetti]

I'M NOT I just don't want ai in my house listening in every time I make u scream!

[cherryai]

Carla is discreet.

Besides, she's at my house every time you've moaned out my name in ecstacy.

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah that's why I try to be quiet at your place

[cherryai]

I assure you that your decibel level doesn't change based on the house.

[beefyspaghetti]

what! That's a lie!

[cherryai]

I've taken measurements.

[beefyspaghetti]

u have not

[cherryai]

Are you so sure about that? Carla is portable, you know.

[beefyspaghetti]

so now ur recording me in bed?

[cherryai]

As soothing of a soundtrack as that might be, no.