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[beefyspaghetti]

what makes u think I'm not happy?

[edensdog]

I don't think you're unhappy. But I think you can be happier.

With Cherry.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh hell

Why are you back on that shit? It's not happening

He's into dudes like Adam, not me

[edensdog]

Objectively, you're the better catch.

But Cherry must have the same bad taste I do.

[beefyspaghetti]

lmao do u feel closer to him now?

[edensdog]

I don't know. He's not easy to approach.

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah he's good at being an ice queen

[edensdog]

He Adam are similar and yet opposites in a lot of ways.

If Cherry is icy, Adam is... well, the joke writes itself.

[beefyspaghetti]

shocking THAT didn't work out for them

[edensdog]

Stormy weather does happen when a cold front and a warm front meet.

So, we're just two sad sacks then.

[beefyspaghetti]

idk what ur talking about, I am perfectly happy

[edensdog]

I feel like we should get a drink and make a toast all of a sudden.

[beefyspaghetti]

calling me a catch, inviting me out for drinks

If I didn't know better...

[edensdog]

I could do worse than you.

But no, friendship and solidarity for being idiots in love with princes.

[beefyspaghetti]

u might be giving them too much credit with the "princes" thing

And I'm not in love

[ At least, that's what he's trying to tell himself very, VERY hard. ]

[edensdog]

You're right. They're drama queens, my bad.

How often do you tell yourself that?

[beefyspaghetti]

It's the truth ok? I'm not

I'm setting myself up for failure if I fall for someone who goes for rich classy dudes

[edensdog]

[That makes him snort out a laugh]

Adam's not classy.

[beefyspaghetti]

he fakes it well

[edensdog]

Only for his job. Otherwise, he enjoys being campy as hell.

[beefyspaghetti]

and yet he still manages to be classier than the dude skating around shirtless

[edensdog]

Better shirtless than wearing pants so tight everyone can see your balls.

Stop comparing yourself to him. He's got plenty of things you do better than he does; he can't cook, for example.

[beefyspaghetti]

It's not about comparing, it's about types

I'm not cherry's. That's all there is to it. So I'm not gonna fool myself and try to chase something that'll never be there. I did that shit with him enough in high school and he always ignored it. Sometimes u just gotta cut ur losses

We're both better off this way

[edensdog]

I'm sorry for pushing.

How about we go out to a bar? Be each other's wingman.

[beefyspaghetti]

well I gotta keep my shirt on because SOMEONE wrote on my chest last night

But ok when and where