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[beefyspaghetti]

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Re: FOR CHERRYAI

[cherryai]

Doubtful.

[beefyspaghetti]

I would, for you

[cherryai]

Be still my heart.

[beefyspaghetti]

what, you want flowers instead?

[cherryai]

Does that over-muscled brain even know how to pick flowers?

[beefyspaghetti]

aww did you forget we know a florist, four eyes?

[cherryai]

It's not meaningful if you don't do it yourself, gorilla.

[beefyspaghetti]

well shit kaoru it's not like there's a fuckin field of wildflowers to raid around here

[cherryai]

Bought flowers are acceptable but you must arrange them yourself.

[beefyspaghetti]

got a lot of demands for a man who won't let me kill anyone

[cherryai]

I refuse to participate in conjugal visits.

[beefyspaghetti]

they don't let you come to those unless we're married, so you're shit outta luck anyway

[cherryai]

Then I suppose I'll have to destroy your board and burn down your restaurant like a scorned lover. Far too much work, but you did say you wanted me to be more romantic.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh how the hell are you SCORNED in this scenario you dramatic bitch

[cherryai]

You chose prison over me, of course.

[beefyspaghetti]

not if I don't get caught

[cherryai]

You're a muscled idiot and he has high political stature. You'll get caught.

[beefyspaghetti]

fine I won't kill him

[cherryai]

Thank you.

[He'll leave it unsaid that he still likes the asshole. In what way, even he'll never be sure.]