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[beefyspaghetti]

[ ...y'know. That's a compelling question. ]

can you use tits to market a high-end restaurant?

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I don't believe the saying "sex sells" stops at any specific price point.

[beefyspaghetti]

ok but how are you supposed to sell spaghetti like that?

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A photoshoot cooking in only an apron?

[beefyspaghetti]

I feel like cherry would say this is a bad idea

know any good photographers?

[eveseeking]

I can send you a list of services that prioritise discretion. No one needs to know until the work is done.

[beefyspaghetti]

speaking from experience?

[eveseeking]

Sometimes we all need to get things done before anyone has the change to complain.

[beefyspaghetti]

so what kind of discreet photos did you need taken, exactly?

[eveseeking]

Curious, are we?

Would you like to take a guess?

[beefyspaghetti]

not 100% but I kinda get this feeling like you're probably into boudoir photoshoots

[eveseeking]

I may have indulged in such things once or twice.

[beefyspaghetti]

for gifts? or for fun?

[eveseeking]

Let's call them a gift to myself.

[beefyspaghetti]

fair enough I guess. you never share them?

[eveseeking]

Is that a request?

[beefyspaghetti]

Is that an offer?

[eveseeking]

I suppose it might be, if you're willing to pay in kind.

[beefyspaghetti]

sounds like a fair trade

[eveseeking]

[Attached: a relatively mild offering, to start. Adam is a noticeable bit younger, probably a year or so before his return to Japan. He lies back on black satin sheets, arms crossed over his chest only partially concealing the thick trail of deep red rose petals that maps a line down the centre of his torso before curving to the side over one hip, right where the image cuts off. There is a string of pearls at one wrist, and his head is tossed artfully to the side to reveal another at his neck.]

[beefyspaghetti]

oh c'mon how the hell am I supposed to compete with that? that's ART!

[eveseeking]

I appreciate the flattery, of course, but I hope you aren’t thinking of backing out of your side of the deal.

[beefyspaghetti]

I don't bitch out on bargains, ok?

[ It just takes a few minutes longer for him to take a mirror selfie he's happy with. We can't all afford professional boudoir photoshoots, Adam. Some of us have to use the silhouette filter on TikTok and pose nude and backlit until our enormous dicks aren't immediately evident, but our nude beefiness most definitely is. He's posed with his arms up, gripping the top of his bathroom doorjamb, his silhouette entirely too large and cut against the red lighting. ]

sry I don't have any pearl necklaces, but I dole them out well enough

[eveseeking]

Not such a hard act to follow now, am I?

[He could offer mild critiques about framing or dynamic poses that might show more movement, but why would he when Joe is already doing an admirable job of showing off what he has to offer?]

That would definitely bring in some new revenue.

[beefyspaghetti]

is that flattery??