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[shodo]

Then why the fuck is she calling me bitch instead of master?

[beefyspaghetti]

like I could program her to do that!

[ Unless! ]

wait when did she start doing that?

[shodo]

Last night before I came to bed.

[beefyspaghetti]

I mean

I was REALLY drunk last night but I definitely don't think alcohol suddenly makes me a coding genius

[shodo]

She’s programmed to take orders from you, stupid gorilla!! What did you tell her?!?!

[beefyspaghetti]

there's no way she'd change your handle just because I told her to! don't you have some kinda security override for that shit?!

[shodo]

I have security for shit that matters like her functions and coding, but clearly I need to revoke your privileges if she listens to you enough to start calling me a bitch.

What were you talking to her about?

[beefyspaghetti]

hell if I know! I was drunk! why don't you review her commands history or something!

[ Sure enough, there it is.

>12:46:20am; Gorilla said: Carla, y'know when you call me gorilla? Why d'you call me that?

>>12:46:31am; Response: Master has programmed user Nanjo Kojiro's designation as Gorilla.

>12:46:50am; Gorilla said: Carla, is Kaoru's designation Master? Can I change it?

>>12:47:01am; Response: Yes, Gorilla. Would you like to change user Sakurayashiki Kaoru's designation now?

>12:47:11am; Gorilla said: Yeah. Change it to bitch. And keep it that way 'til he changes my designation to something that's not fucking gorilla.

>>12:47:20am; user GORILLA changed user designation MASTER to designation BITCH; Response: Understood, designation updated. ]

[shodo]

You fucking bastard.

[ Not that he’s going to tell him, but he’s changing those designations straight away. Having one’s AI call one “bitch” in front of clients is bad for business. ]

I thought you said gorilla was a compliment.

[beefyspaghetti]

babe I seriously CANNOT overstate how drunk I was last night, I have NO idea what you're talking about

[shodo]

You were complaining about being called gorilla, so what do you want instead?

[beefyspaghetti]

nuh uh no way, I wouldn't do that

[ Would he?? ]

just change it back, gorilla's fine

[shodo]

You told Carla to call me a bitch until I change your designation to something else. Clearly, it bothers you. Just be honest and I’ll change it to whatever.

[beefyspaghetti]

ok well it definitely doesn't bother me, maybe I was just angry drunk last night idk

so just change it to whatever you want I do NOT care

[shodo]

Fine, I’ll just call you Kojiro.

[beefyspaghetti]

not that

[shodo]

But it’s your name.

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah but I felt like we had cool codenames

if you just use my name it's not the same

[shodo]

[ Good, Kaoru felt that way, too. ]

I can’t be called bitch in front of clients. Can you pick something else to call me? I can change Carla’s designation parameters.

[beefyspaghetti]

hmm

bellissimo

[shodo]

You're making me feel bad about the whole gorilla thing.

[beefyspaghetti]

don't

I told you it doesn't bother me

You know I do stupid shit when I'm drinking, we both do

[shodo]

Yeah but you're also more honest when you're drunk. So promise me you don't hate it and won't laugh if I try calling you something nice.

[beefyspaghetti]

I promise

sounds like a nice change of pace

[shodo]

Maybe it's weird, but your real name feels like an endearment when I say it.