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[beefyspaghetti]

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[shodo]

We're not going to call our ambassadors "the dicks"

I am curious why you got into it, then. If you didn't think you'd be any good, why start?

Snow is not ours, he's signed to an agency. He's on almost the exact same contract as you, including the events clause.

[beefyspaghetti]

kinda a long story, doubt u care

that's not what I meant anyway. I meant HE'S actually good at this. he's your "talent", not me, so what the hell do I care how youre referring to me. I don't even know why you signed me as an ambassador. all I've ever done is talk shit about your toys

[shodo]

Try me.

Do you think I would hire you if I thought you weren't good at what you do? What would be the point in sponsoring someone who sucks at their job? It would drag down our image. So maybe I see your potential.

Plus, I have a bit of a vendetta to find a toy that you can't lie about being shit.

[beefyspaghetti]

I went to culinary school in Naples and I tried working as an escort but I didn't like it. my first client treated me like garbage and it kinda soured the whole thing for me. when i left the service, my manager suggested camming. back then, it was just easy money to get me through school. now, it's easy money while I save up to open my restaurant

I'm not gonna be able to do this forever, and cooking is what I really want to do anyway

and I'm not lying, they're all shit

[shodo]

Those sound like worthy aspirations. And don't be so quick to judge that others in this business won't understand where you're coming from.

Liar, you nearly shook apart from the plug you tried on Friday.

[beefyspaghetti]

it's not the business, just didn't figure you gave a shit about some random influencer's background

wait u watch my streams??

[shodo]

It's good to get to know each other as more than just our current jobs, that helps us remember we're all human beings.

Ocassionally.

[ Now who's the liar? ]

[beefyspaghetti]

guess so. so what got you into designing shitty sex toys?

see anything you like?

[shodo]

Well if you're going to insult them, maybe you don't deserve the backstory.

Enough to hire you.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh cmon this is my brand, I gotta build it

full disclosure, they're not the worst I've ever used. I don't like the phone app cuz I don't wanna touch my phone when my hands are covered in lube and jizz, and I feel like that's a valid complaint. but I've been fighting about them with this dickhead in my chat for years and I don't wanna give them the satisfaction

so it's all just professional interest?

[shodo]

Actually we've heard that complaint about the high-end products and are developing optional remotes to add to them, even retroactively. Plenty of people have argued that a phone is good for a lover's remote use, but not everyone uses toys that way. I could send you a work phone to use strictly for streams if you prefer.

You're talking to that dickhead right now, idiot.

[beefyspaghetti]

excuse me???

[shodo]

I. am. that. chatter. I don't know how else to spell it out for you.

[beefyspaghetti]

YOU'VE BEEN IN LIKE EVERY STREAM FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS???

[shodo]

HOW COULD YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

[beefyspaghetti]

because you started showing up in my streams like a month after I got back from Naples, and I thought it was weird that the same username kept showing up just to put me down and fight with me?!

[shodo]

I don't even fight with you all the time! I also haven't been arguing about reviews from the start because we didn't send products to you until more recently.

[ The part about showing up just to put Joe down does sting, though. ]

If you prefer to keep things strictly professional after signing the contract, I won't comment on any future streams.

[beefyspaghetti]

I keep track of all the usernames that show up frequently. usually I send messages thanking people for their support but I never sent one to you because I figured you were just a troll or smth

[ A suspiciously persistent troll tho... ]

I didn't say that, I'm just confused. you wanna clarify anything for me here?

[shodo]

Is there something you want to be clarified?

I've never been just a heckler, I just showed support anonymously. I have subscribed at a high tier for five years, if you recall.

[beefyspaghetti]

yeah that's kinda what I need clarified

why you keep coming back? why you hired me?

[shodo]

I like your work. Is that so hard to believe?

[beefyspaghetti]

Not making fine art here

so what do you like exactly

[shodo]

Art is a purely subjective matter.

That depends. Are you asking me as a business partner, or a viewer?

[beefyspaghetti]

let's go with the one you've apparently been for WAY longer than the other

[shodo]

I like that a large, muscled man pleasures himself in ways that a lot of the industry believes should only be for skinny twinks.